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Saturday, June 02, 2007

Things I Always Wondered #3: Necrophilia

The thing I always wondered about necrophilia was...

In the Rigor Mortis...

Do the nipples get stiff also?

Because otherwise, I don't think I could get into it AT ALL.

I need at least a token sign of interest.

1 comment:

dogimo said...

Actually, I only ever wondered this the one time, and it was only because I was trying to write some chummily-depraved dialogue for a couple of gangster types waiting around for the boss to show up in a rejected-screenplay type situation.

Shoot, the excuse was longer than the offense.