You should be able to carry some kind of little portable miniaturized sound system so that when you enter a room unexpectedly you could play that Psycho shower music: RE!!-RE!!-RE!! Or depending on your mood, different buttons could produce different musical cues. You could sweep into a room to the romantic strains of something from Dr. Zhivago and leave the room to Gone With The Wind.
I'm not saying we don't have the technology, or that somebody needs to invent something. We definitely already have the technology. A tiny cell-phone can play a slammin' tune at quite a loud volume with amazing fidelity. Maybe they have cell phones that can be programmed to broadcast a selection of apropos snippets, each at the touch of its button...?
Every life should have a score. And a laugh-track.
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