Splitting Life's Little Differences

Tomato...tomahto. Okay. Both, I would say, are technically acceptable.

But let me tell you: if anybody ever says "potahto" - IT'S OFF. The whole thing's off. Don't think about calling it off - leave immediately and, if followed, proceed to the nearest police station! That person is not safe. NOBODY SAYS POTAHTO.

There's no room for vacillation on this. You say "potahto"? I say restraining order.