The Christian holidays are well and truly co-opted. Taken over by their secular mascots. There's no way to get 'em back! Christmas has been completely Santatized. Easter has been Bunnified. There's no way to get 'em back. There's just no way!
Unless...maybe next year, Jesus comes straight out of the tomb with the candy.
Think about the revolutionary effect that could have? It's so crazy, it just might work. Leave the eggs out of the basket, though! Just bring candy. The candy alone should do the trick.
My guess is that when Jesus brings the candy, that bunny isn't going to be able to give away egg one. Game over, Hop-stuff.
I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what to do about Santa. His kung fu is strong. He has that whole operation up there. He's very deeply entrenched.
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There is one sure-fire way to take that bunny down... get this distributed through the mass media to show the world the true nature of ol' Big Ears.
http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/2305/easterbunnyw.jpg
If that doesn't have the kids creeped out, nothing will.
Goodness graces, Mel - is that you there, oblivious to the danger??
No, thank heavens!
I saved it from
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/
*whew*!
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