As many of you know, some of the more sensitive and tender parts of the country are being gripped hard by the hot hand of heat. As the swelter progresses from swelterier to swelteriest, we here at Consider Your Ass Kicked! bring you 10 COOL THINGS TO DO:
1. Subscribe to the Journal of Pediatric Psychiatry.
2. Discover a band that only you know about. Tell everyone you know how great this band is.
3. As a hostage in a bank robbery, defuse the situation by appealing to the common human decency of the bank robbers' leader.
4. Take some time to reorganize your wardrobe, with an eye toward refining your distinctive 'look.'
5. Write outraged letters to the editor of the Journal of Pediatric Psychiatry, threatening to cancel your subscription.
6. Think seriously about purchasing one of those hybrid automobiles. While you're at it, investigate whether those rumors of possible post-accident electrocution hazard hold any water, and get back to me on that one.
7. Give someone a cake in honor of an occasion not normally commemorated via cake.
8. Start a blog and don't tell anyone about it.
9. Find out where the action is going to be, and mill about in the background.
10. Cancel your subscription to the Journal of Pediatric Psychiatry.
1. Subscribe to the Journal of Pediatric Psychiatry.
2. Discover a band that only you know about. Tell everyone you know how great this band is.
3. As a hostage in a bank robbery, defuse the situation by appealing to the common human decency of the bank robbers' leader.
4. Take some time to reorganize your wardrobe, with an eye toward refining your distinctive 'look.'
5. Write outraged letters to the editor of the Journal of Pediatric Psychiatry, threatening to cancel your subscription.
6. Think seriously about purchasing one of those hybrid automobiles. While you're at it, investigate whether those rumors of possible post-accident electrocution hazard hold any water, and get back to me on that one.
7. Give someone a cake in honor of an occasion not normally commemorated via cake.
8. Start a blog and don't tell anyone about it.
9. Find out where the action is going to be, and mill about in the background.
10. Cancel your subscription to the Journal of Pediatric Psychiatry.
Comments
Is he okay? We're pulling for you Dave.
I'm not sure what the difference would be if I clicked the thing to put this on the public listing. I want to wait until I've got some posts in. I've only had it just over a couple weeks. It's unrespectable yet.