All the cool kids are making it up as they go. In the Halls of Hottest Style - known to the less-than-savvy as the American Junior High School - a new feeling is sweeping away the good with the bad, all in the name of "out with the old!" Last year's ergonomic wrist-brace trend is officially over. The classic wool bustier is making a big comeback - as a hat! Athletic shoes outside of gym class? Not on one's life! And hemlines are entirely passé.
But that's not the half of it. Today's hot trendsetters are ripping the braces off their teeth with pliers, starving only the left half of their bodies, and withholding sex in exchange for test answers. You go, kids! It's important to be responsible with your young lives. Remember that whatever you do, the rest of us are looking to you for our cues to what's cool!
It's up to you to set a bitchin' example.
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