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Friday, September 08, 2006

My Theory Is...

My theory is that all the food in Heaven was boring, so God set us down here with limitless imagination and limited resources to see what interesting dishes we could come up with. Basically, I see God as a cosmic Chairman Kaga from Iron Chef.

The signal phrase of creation was not, "Let there be Light" but rather, "Allez Cuisine!"

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