Personal Equinox Comes Early This Year
Sep 16, 6:28 AM PDT
The Inner Associated Press
SANTA CRUZ, CA - My inner meteorologists today hailed the early arrival of my Personal Equinox, the earliest such Personal Equinox on record since 1992.
The Personal Equinox is said to occur each year with the specific combination of two meteorological events: it is the first time during a given year that I leave work in the evening after the sun has already set, and return to work the following morning before the sun has risen. This event heralds more of the same, and is generally looked at as a harbinger of dour moods and solemn observances throughout the inner landscape.
Inner officials downplay any suggestion that the early arrival is cause for concern, amid speculation that this unexpected event may be linked to global climate change and/or the fact that I am an idiot.
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