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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Sneak Preview #1

Here at Consider Your Ass Kicked!, we sometimes find ourselves scrambling to keep up with all of the exciting topics in the works. To keep you, our most valued reader, from feeling "out of the loop," we like to hit you from time to time with an eye-popping Sneak Preview of some of the things you may feel free to expect in the coming unspecified time period.

Without further ado, then...here's Sneak Preview #1:

Was Jesus Gay?
Fresh evidence strikes at the very foundation of the so-called "Da Vinci Conspiracy"!

The Big Bang...? Never Happened.
New theory that Creation was faked, infuriates both sides!

James Bond vs. Godzilla
A point-by-point comparison of the two most prolific, globally-successful theatrical film franchises running, with an analysis of what the future may hold for these two celluloid superstars. HOT HINT: can you say crossover?

Who Is To Blame?...and Why?
A scholarly attempt to examine our society's need to affix the blame elsewhere, and to identify the culprit or culprits responsible for this disturbing trend.

"Please Forgive Me": The Anthology Reviews
A track-by-track in-depth analysis of Bryan Adams's legacy in 36 installments.

2 comments:

Magna said...

In light of your no-holds-barred commentary on Tough Topic #4, may we look forward to the tough stances you'll take on these hard-hitting issues?

dogimo said...

If you're asking whether I plan to be scrupulously fair in my treatment of Bryan Adams...that question can only have one possible answer:

"You KNOW it."