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Thursday, October 26, 2006

FW: FW: Re: Urgent!! Protect the Ancient Yulby Forest!

Dear Friend of Jobo,

For time out of mind, the Ancient Yulby Forest has been home to such indigenous folk and creatures as the Lumberous Burlybear, the Wee Feebles, the Dumb-Elves and of course Saba friend of Jobo. The battle to keep this pristine area clean and safe has been fought on many fronts. This week, the House of Representatives has drafted a new threat to the safety of these helpless woodland denizens and their pristine area: the Burn Down Yulby Forest Act. This bill would not only pave the way for the Ancient Yulby Forest to be Burned Down, it would also set the worst possible precedent for preservation efforts in other Fairyland-type areas.

The Yulby Forest is a historic treasure; the first-ever zone to be designated a National Fairy Woodland Preserve. I just sent a message to my Representative urging them to protect our important and whimsical heritage.

Don't let Congress use a sneaky backdoor maneuver to burn down our precious public fairylands and threaten our fragile indigenous populations of imaginary creatures.

I hope that you will join me in opposing this backdoor trick by sending a message to your Representative today. Click here to send a message now:

**ATTACHED LINK QUARANTINED BY NORTON ANTI-FAERIE SOFTWARE**

1 comment:

Burning Daylight said...

You'ld have thought that congress would have learned it's lesson after what happened to the mystical desert of Ankhnor. But no, now the Ancient Yulby Forest is in danger to. This is just too much.