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Thursday, October 19, 2006

VOTE NO!

This election season, take a stand against the wasteful actions of our legislature. VOTE NO!

When you step into the voting-booth tomorrow (or whenever it is), send a clear message to those fat-cat bureaucrats: VOTE NO!

VOTE NO on EVERYTHING! Whatever the measure is, whatever the referendum is on, there's a much larger referendum at stake: THERE ARE TOO MANY LAWS AS IT IS. We don't need any more laws!

For years, the VOTE NO! movement has been slowly building steam. From its humble beginnings as a grass-roots oddity, the movement grew into a bona fide cultural phenomenon, and has now become an unstoppable juggernaut for change! People are fed up. We all know that there are too many laws. We all know that they just keep on passing new laws, for no reason but to change the older laws, that were passed to change the previous laws, that were enacted for no good reason in the first place! We know that if nothing is done, this wasteful cycle of make-work keep-up-appearances legislature will keep on spinning its wheels and wasting our tax dollars forever.

No more! The voice of the public is ringing out bold and furious: "No more!" Finally, we know that we have had enough. We have the power to put a stop to all of this pointless lawmaking for the sake of lawmaking. That power is ours. All we need to do is to seize it! So this election season, take the time to read and understand all the issues, take the time to familiarize yourself with all the ballot measures on the ticket. But when you step into the booth, take a moment to think about the bigger picture. Cast the one vote that will send a clear message to these government slackers, wasting all their time and ours drafting pointless and redundant legislation, thinking we'll be fooled into believing that they're doing something really difficult and worthwhile.

We've been fooled for too long. Now is the time to let them know that their time is up, that we've wised up to their tricks! The free ride is at an end. NO NEW LAWS. We've had enough.

VOTE NO!

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