Scissors were invented by Leonardo Di Vinci!
Did you guys know that? I didn't know that! Why don't they teach that in schools? How come he's not getting any props for that? Scissors!
I mean...he gets plenty of credit and acclaim in general, but, scissors, man! That's more important than any of the other crap he put together. When was the last time you snipped an important snippet out of a magazine or a newspaper using the Mona Lisa?
You go, Di Vinci! You're back on my good list. After that crappy movie of yours.
Did you guys know that? I didn't know that! Why don't they teach that in schools? How come he's not getting any props for that? Scissors!
I mean...he gets plenty of credit and acclaim in general, but, scissors, man! That's more important than any of the other crap he put together. When was the last time you snipped an important snippet out of a magazine or a newspaper using the Mona Lisa?
You go, Di Vinci! You're back on my good list. After that crappy movie of yours.
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