Do You Feel Lucky?

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Monday, November 20, 2006

Subject: Fw: FW: WHAT DO YOU REALLY WANT OUT OF LIFE?

I include the below as a blog post because I do not know 10 people.

> > YOU KNOW ME I NEVER FWD THESE, BUT COME ON!!
> >
> >
> > * A WOMAN IN DECATEUR BROKE THE CHAIN AND WAS
> DRAGGED BEHIND A CAR, HER KNEE GOT SCRAPED UP PRETTY
> BAD
> >
> > * A MAN IN WISCONSIN OPENED A BUSINESS ONLY TO
> WATCH IT FAIL. HE SHOULD OF KEPT THE CHAIN.
> >
> > * WHEN A POLICE DEPARTMENT COMMISSIONER BROKE THE
> CHAIN, HE WAS BOUGHT UP ON CHARGES!
> >
> > * A WOMAN WHO SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER BROKE THE
> CHAIN. NOBODY EVEN KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO HER.
> >
> > * WHEN RALPH OF NEBRASKA CITY KEPT THE CHAIN, HE
> FOUND HIS WALLET THAT HE LOST
> >
> > * DESIREE OF NORTH CAROLINA WAS GOING TO BREAK THE
> CHAIN. LATER SOMETHING HAPPENED TO CHANGE HER MIND!
> AND SHE SENT IT ON TO 10 OTHERS. WITH HER LUCKY
> HUNCH, SHE THEN WENT AND PURCHASED A LOTTERY TICKET.
> >
> > MEANWHILE:
> > * JOHN FROM THE HARDWARE STORE NEVER FORWARDS
> IT ON. WHY DO YOU THINK HE WORKS IN A HARDWARE STORE??
> >
> > * MICHELLE FROM DECATEUR IS THE SISTER OF THE
> WOMAN WHO GOT DRAGGED BEHIND THE CAR. YOU CAN BET
> THAT MICHELLE KEPT THE CHAIN! IN FACT, IT WAS
> MICHELLE WHO SENT IT TO HER SISTER.
> >
> > * SHE WAS ALSO THE ONE DRIVING THE CAR.
> >
> > * RICHARD FROM JONSON COUNTY SENT THE CHAIN ON TO
> 10 FRIENDS. HE WAS SELECTED FOR A NETWORK REALITY
> SHOW!
> >
> >
> > IF YOU ARE THE TYPE PERSON WHO WOULD OF FORWARD IT ON, YOU BETTER FORWARD IT! TO AS MANY PERSONS AS POSSIBLE - HOW MANY PEOPLE DO YOU KNOW? PROVIE IT!
>
> IF YOU ARE NOT THE TYPE PERSON TO FORWARD IT ON, THEN I WILL TELL YOU A JOKE OF A SECRET IT IT IS JUST A HOAX. I MADE UP ALL THE HAPPENINGS AS A JOKE ON THE OTHER GUY. YOU SHOULD FORWARD IT TOO MAKE FUN OF AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE! TO BE TAUGHT A VALUABLE LESSON NOT TO! .
>
> ESPECIALLY IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WHO FORWARDS CHAIN-STYLE E-MAILS TO YOU THEN YOU BETTER SEND THEM THIS ONE. IF YOU DON'T, MAYBE SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO THEM.
>
> > YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE
> IF YOU DONT

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