...So What That Let You Know?
That's right: temporary suspension of blogging activities for the next twelve days. But I'm not leaving my core readership entirely bereft! In the tradition of the Twelve Days of Christmas, I am posting Twelve Thoughts of The Day to see you through.
Some will be pithy, others simply vapid. Some vague, others more detailed than you'd like. Some just interesting little quotes, others not interesting at all! It just depends on what I can come up with. Without further ado, I give you - the Twelve Thoughts of The Twelve Days of My Christmas Trip!
Dec. 22nd: "I was as busy as a one-eyed man in a staring contest!"
Dec. 23rd: "The more you enjoy solving problems, the more fun life is."
Dec. 24th: "If you're morally bankrupt, it doesn't even show up on your credit report!"
Dec. 25th: "The afterlife is the original pyramid scheme."
Dec. 26th: "Expert opinions do not outrank facts."
Dec. 27th: "Referring to yourself in the third person does not make you seem more objective."
Dec. 28th: "Siding with authority does not mean that you have authority."
Dec. 29th: "The problem with personal experience is, it may not reflect reality."
Dec. 30th: "Jargon is the refuge of those who aren't smart enough to confuse people with real words."
Dec. 31st: "That reminds me, you ever hear the one about the blonde comedian who kept telling polish jokes?"
Jan. 1st: "The optimist tells it like it ought to be. The realist tells it like it is. The pessimist tells it like it will be."
Jan. 2nd: "More has been read between the lines than ever was written there."
Alright, that's all for now. Don't bother trying to break into my house while I'm gone. The cats are both heavily armed.
Although, I suppose I can throw in one for today too. Here it is! "Don't promise me the moon and give me Deimos!"
That's right: temporary suspension of blogging activities for the next twelve days. But I'm not leaving my core readership entirely bereft! In the tradition of the Twelve Days of Christmas, I am posting Twelve Thoughts of The Day to see you through.
Some will be pithy, others simply vapid. Some vague, others more detailed than you'd like. Some just interesting little quotes, others not interesting at all! It just depends on what I can come up with. Without further ado, I give you - the Twelve Thoughts of The Twelve Days of My Christmas Trip!
Dec. 22nd: "I was as busy as a one-eyed man in a staring contest!"
Dec. 23rd: "The more you enjoy solving problems, the more fun life is."
Dec. 24th: "If you're morally bankrupt, it doesn't even show up on your credit report!"
Dec. 25th: "The afterlife is the original pyramid scheme."
Dec. 26th: "Expert opinions do not outrank facts."
Dec. 27th: "Referring to yourself in the third person does not make you seem more objective."
Dec. 28th: "Siding with authority does not mean that you have authority."
Dec. 29th: "The problem with personal experience is, it may not reflect reality."
Dec. 30th: "Jargon is the refuge of those who aren't smart enough to confuse people with real words."
Dec. 31st: "That reminds me, you ever hear the one about the blonde comedian who kept telling polish jokes?"
Jan. 1st: "The optimist tells it like it ought to be. The realist tells it like it is. The pessimist tells it like it will be."
Jan. 2nd: "More has been read between the lines than ever was written there."
Alright, that's all for now. Don't bother trying to break into my house while I'm gone. The cats are both heavily armed.
Although, I suppose I can throw in one for today too. Here it is! "Don't promise me the moon and give me Deimos!"
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