Right. Anyone who's ever read this blog before is no stranger to my bizarre obsession with Hitler. The constant flow of Hitler-themed posts is no less than borderline disturbing. But screw that - it's not my obsession, it's the culture that's obsessed! I'm just an innocent bystander, or if you will, by-participator, in that obsession. Now let's talk about facial hair.
Do you think that if Hitler had only worn a goatee instead of that little upper-lip soul patch, we would have been spared that entire look? That whole, so-called, "goatee craze"? I mean, come on! Goatees. It's been like, ten years now, people! Shave that thing off. The only person who ever looked decently awesome in a goatee was Rosey Grier.
I bet Hitler could have pulled it off, though.
Do you think that if Hitler had only worn a goatee instead of that little upper-lip soul patch, we would have been spared that entire look? That whole, so-called, "goatee craze"? I mean, come on! Goatees. It's been like, ten years now, people! Shave that thing off. The only person who ever looked decently awesome in a goatee was Rosey Grier.
I bet Hitler could have pulled it off, though.
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I wish I could make an overeager smiley.
Anyway, where are you that you're still experiencing goatees? Or do you mean sorta sculpted beards? I haven't seen goatees since 1998 at the latest.
Soul patches may be lurking occasionally. They remain as idiotic as they've always been. "I'm hiding a postage stamp sized thatch of fur beneath my lip! Guess its purpose!" Too bad Hitler didn't spoil those.
There are still pleine de goatees in Santa Cruz, alas.
Unless...wait. I think I know.
GOODNESS! I would not have expected that of you young lady!
That's as much as I have to say about it.
~little fingertip claps~