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Monday, June 25, 2007

Not Sweet

There's this one girl I know who keeps saying I'm sweet.

I'm not sweet though, dammit! I'm rough and tough. I'm a big bold bully with brusque tendencies. I beat people down just for minding their own business! Sometimes when I get that look in my eye - WATCH OUT!

Don't tell her I said that, though. I don't want to ruin her mistaken impression of me.

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