I'm just putting together some reasons. No pressure:
Reason 1: "Not Famous." There is no reason to read my blog. I'm not famous or anything. This may appeal to those of you who do things for no reason.
Reason 2: "Funny." Some of you have been kind enough to tell me my blog is funny. Well, to you I say, "kudos." Kudos on your keen discernment and fine sense of humor, to be able to detect that funniness in this blog. Because to me, I find it considerably less funny than you so allegedly seem to!!
Reason 3: "Informative Topics." Very often a post that I make will be on some very informative topic that I have chosen. This may be a mark in the plus column for those of you who find topics to be an area of interest to you - bearing always in mind that the specific information I include is quite possibly wrong. Most of it I just make it up.
Reason 4: "Lists." Such as this one. I don't do lists very often, but when I do...list fans rejoice.
Reason 5: "Lists Featured Only Infrequently." Some people may hate lists, and for those people the fact that I do them rarely is a positive boon.
Reason 6: "Canny Word Choice." I'm known for this. Some have even called my word choice uncanny, but I dispute that.
Reason 7: "VERY Well-Endowed (Sexually)." Not really, but sex sells as they say. Not that I have anything to be ashamed about.
Reason 8: "Knows When To Stop." This is more of a general observation than anything anyone's ever told me about myself.
Reason 9: "Ace Songwriter." Seriously! I am. That's something to think about when you think about me being that.
I think I'll stop there.
(note the winking reference to an earlier portion of the post!)
Reason 1: "Not Famous." There is no reason to read my blog. I'm not famous or anything. This may appeal to those of you who do things for no reason.
Reason 2: "Funny." Some of you have been kind enough to tell me my blog is funny. Well, to you I say, "kudos." Kudos on your keen discernment and fine sense of humor, to be able to detect that funniness in this blog. Because to me, I find it considerably less funny than you so allegedly seem to!!
Reason 3: "Informative Topics." Very often a post that I make will be on some very informative topic that I have chosen. This may be a mark in the plus column for those of you who find topics to be an area of interest to you - bearing always in mind that the specific information I include is quite possibly wrong. Most of it I just make it up.
Reason 4: "Lists." Such as this one. I don't do lists very often, but when I do...list fans rejoice.
Reason 5: "Lists Featured Only Infrequently." Some people may hate lists, and for those people the fact that I do them rarely is a positive boon.
Reason 6: "Canny Word Choice." I'm known for this. Some have even called my word choice uncanny, but I dispute that.
Reason 7: "VERY Well-Endowed (Sexually)." Not really, but sex sells as they say. Not that I have anything to be ashamed about.
Reason 8: "Knows When To Stop." This is more of a general observation than anything anyone's ever told me about myself.
Reason 9: "Ace Songwriter." Seriously! I am. That's something to think about when you think about me being that.
I think I'll stop there.
(note the winking reference to an earlier portion of the post!)
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