Crap

I've been very lucky in my life. I have never taken crap from anyone, and no one has every successfully given me crap. Many have attempted to give me crap. They will stand there, arm extended, crap in hand, waiting for me to take it. I'm like, "hey, sorry, that's your crap. You can keep it." Sometimes they huff disgustedly and let it drop right in the street. Sometimes they just put it back in their pocket and wander off.

But if they throw it - I dodge!