Hurricane Dean Update

Hurricane Dean made landfall today on Mexico's Caribbean coast, and began weakening quickly as it moved inland. However, the worst may not be over just yet. It seems that Hurricane Dean may be on the cusp of reinvigorating itself, and taking a northerly turn. A spokesperson for the Advance Warning Advisory System/Hurricane Division (AWASHD) made the following statement:

"Not only is Dean going to New Hampshire, it's going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and it's going to California and Texas and New York, and it's going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan, and then it's going to Washington D.C. to take back the White House! Byaaah!!!"

Informed observers aren't sure how much credence to give this new information at this date, since past predictions of a strikingly similar nature have failed to pan out as advertised.