Where Are The Corporate Motto Combos We Were Implicitly Promised?

I'm a little disappointed by the outcome of corporate consolidation over the years. When that whole mergers & acquisitions frenzy really started gathering steam back in the 80s, I was looking forward to seeing slogans like "When E.F. PruState-Barney talks, you know that we make money the old-fashioned way: By making sure your piece of the rock is in good hands."

And yet, it hasn't happened. Another marketing opportunity lost.