Do You Feel Lucky?

(and feel free to comment! My older posts are certainly no less relevant to the burning concerns of the day.)

Monday, January 07, 2008

By the way - let's get the record set straight here, for starters

Do I flatter you terribly?

Well, wait, hold up there, of course I don't flatter you at all - and I resent the accusation! But sometimes, the glittering sheen of some of my unadorned truths may come across as being flattery, to the untrained eye. And if that's the way they come across to you, all I have to say about that is: TRAIN YOUR EYE. You should KNOW better! How DARE you, in fact. Because these are unadorned truths.

Better get used to the unadorned truth, when you're hanging around this guy.

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