You want to know exactly how many letters I've written to the letters page of a national publication?
One. Exactly one. On a lark!
And you want to know exactly how many of those letters have been published?
You guessed it: ALL OF THEM.
That's because of my gift. I have a gift. For writing.
I can't tell you what publication it was, because they put my real name on there. Also, they completely disemboweled it in the editing. Still, even with the drastic and unnecessary cuts, I have to admit I have a point. I can see why they picked me, over the hordes of undeserving others.
Gotta admit, it feels good!
One. Exactly one. On a lark!
And you want to know exactly how many of those letters have been published?
You guessed it: ALL OF THEM.
That's because of my gift. I have a gift. For writing.
I can't tell you what publication it was, because they put my real name on there. Also, they completely disemboweled it in the editing. Still, even with the drastic and unnecessary cuts, I have to admit I have a point. I can see why they picked me, over the hordes of undeserving others.
Gotta admit, it feels good!
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And they did totally butcher it. It's like, two sentences, and they didn't even leave the two sentences alone!