More Frustrated Ambitions

I want to write, produce and direct an unauthorized beer ad (to be aired on Youtube) for Anderson Valley Brewing Company's Boont Amber Ale, utilizing a remake of Tag Team's "WHOOMP! There it is!" only with all of the verses in Boontling (extolling the bahl horningness of Boont) and the refrain changed to "BOONT! There it is!" (or perhaps simply "BOONT! Amber Ale!"), the video itself to be replete with Anderson Valley locals showcasing their blings and shizzles and ottin' their oses, only I don't have any idea how to go about it.

So instead, by way of a substitute, I'll put up a picture of their beloved mascot: