Okay, I have a joke.

Okay, I have a joke.

Two guys walk into a bar.

The one guy says to the other guy, "have you seen the bartender who works Tuesday nights? She's HOT!!"

The other guy says, "No I haven't."

The bartender says "What'll it be?" The two guys order different beers on tap.

Then some more people walk in.

Pretty soon it's a pretty jumping scene.

Next these two beautiful women walk in. One says to the other "hey it's a pretty jumping scene in here."

Indeed it is.

So the bartender says to the ladies "what'll you have?"

The other woman says "I'll have the same."

The one woman says "I'll have a Tom Collins."

Next the two women start playing pool.

Holding his beer, the other guy comes over and puts his quarters on the rim of the table. "Hey," he says.

The two women don't acknowledge him.

The other guy walks back over to the one guy, standing near the bar. "Think we can take these two?"

"Whaddya mean, on the pool table?"

"And anywhere else they'll let us! HAW! HAW! HAW"

The two men laugh at their little joke.

The women continue playing pool. The shorter one with the larger breasts wins. As the one guy walks over to deposit the quarters, the two women finish their drinks and leave. The one guy looks after them.

The one guy looks up at the other guy.

The men begin playing pool. The one guy wins each game. No one else seems interested in playing.

"This place is a joke!" says the other guy.

"This whole night is a joke," says the other guy.

Neither man laughs.