By which I don't mean I'm gay! Because that would be weird. Because I'm sure I would know that, if I was! I don't think it would be a lot of guesswork involved. I would probably spend a lot more time thinking about dude's asses. I mean, right? Nothing offensive about that stereotype! After all, the converse of the principle applies equally. As a straight guy, I just about can't help but look at a woman's ass. I'm not even sure what I'm looking for, exactly. Something compelling.
So it's not that I think I'm gay. It's not that type of sexual confusion. It's more just, sometimes I feel like I don't really know what I'm doing.
Mind you, that's just the perils of depending wholly on one's instinct all the time! When it works, hey. I come off looking like a genius! But sometimes you get in over your head, lose your footing and end up with one of those "WHAT are you DOING?" moments.
I'm sure we've all had those. Whoops!
See, there's really no tutoring in our culture, at least, not for dudes. It's like, every man for himself. You know?
Maybe that's what porn should be for.
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porn wouldn't work for that, the women are paid to act like they like it whether they do or not. What you need is a little money and you can pay whoever you need to to do the same...problem solved!
Hm. Not to intimate that I have knowledge of such things, but my untutored layman's understanding would be that we'd be talking about a lot more than "a little money"...
Of course, a lot of that probably has to do with the whoever you need part. I have impeccably high standards when it comes to whoevers I need.
glad to hear you have such high standards, impressive.
Yeah.
Sometimes though, I think it's done nothing but make me miss out. But at least I can look up to myself!
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