Hulk Pants

Okay, I know Ang Lee's Hulk caught flack over those purple stretch pants he wore, but at least they made it plausible for him not to be rampaging bare ass naked with his Lil' Hulk flapping in the breeze. I mean, mere human pants cannot contain the Hulk! A Lou-Ferrigno-sized hulk, maybe - but not a Hulk-size Hulk. So Ang Lee's Hulk ended up wearing purple stretch shorts that were huge and baggy on Banner, but snug on the green guy when he Hulks up.

Now, in the poster for the upcoming Incredible Hulk,...the Hulk is wearing jeans. The Hulk is wearing jeans. And they fit. He's clearly like, two or three times the size...I mean, it would take all the fabric in Norton/Banner's Levis to cover one thigh of this big green behemoth.

All I'm saying is, when the film comes out, they better explain how it's possible.

JEANS.

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