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Saturday, May 10, 2008

The Looming Specter of Marriage

When I get married, it will be because a powerful coalition of interests have cynically chosen me as the best conduit through which to cement their alliance.

There will also be a girl involved. Chosen for similar reasons, but with an additional emphasis on hotness.

We will be but pawns.

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