In a transparent attempt to increase my readership, I am turning to advertising. And where better to advertise than right here on this blog? That's right folks. Any of these links you see here on this page - click those links, and your clicks will keep adding up on my counter as revenue! Well, not revenue, specifically. Although I guess I could pay myself a percentage of the profits for whatever traffic I bring in.
Look, that's not the point. The point is: Advertising. I'm right here, telling you: READ this blog. CLICK the links. SEE where they take you. WHO better to believe than ME, telling you this?? Each click costs your finger only 3 muscles - if that. Yet when you smile, that costs PLENTY. You use practically every muscle in your face when you smile. So you could look at that two ways: depending on whether you want to be the kind of person who smiles a lot and doesn't mind having a really over-exercised, 'cut,' beefed-up and rippling face, or you're the kind of person who'd rather ignore the obvious in favor of avoiding the facts. Whichever kind of person you are - this blog is for you! How could it not be? See how well I just described you!
See, I figured something out. A lot of people out there, they want me to FAIL. They think that if I fail, that will go to show I didn't have what it takes in the first place. But that's just where they're wrong: because I had PLENTY of what it takes. I just took what it takes and made the crucial mistake of doing the wrong thing with it. That's right: I sold out in order to achieve success. And people hate that. There's nothing they hate more. Result: failure.
And that's one thing I do not tolerate. I won't tolerate failure. In fact, I just use that failure to fuel my drive! Then I turn the whole thing around, and redefine the parameters of success until it's clear that I have already succeeded - by definition.
You just can't stop a guy who is capable of thinking like that.
Not safely, anyhow.
Look, that's not the point. The point is: Advertising. I'm right here, telling you: READ this blog. CLICK the links. SEE where they take you. WHO better to believe than ME, telling you this?? Each click costs your finger only 3 muscles - if that. Yet when you smile, that costs PLENTY. You use practically every muscle in your face when you smile. So you could look at that two ways: depending on whether you want to be the kind of person who smiles a lot and doesn't mind having a really over-exercised, 'cut,' beefed-up and rippling face, or you're the kind of person who'd rather ignore the obvious in favor of avoiding the facts. Whichever kind of person you are - this blog is for you! How could it not be? See how well I just described you!
See, I figured something out. A lot of people out there, they want me to FAIL. They think that if I fail, that will go to show I didn't have what it takes in the first place. But that's just where they're wrong: because I had PLENTY of what it takes. I just took what it takes and made the crucial mistake of doing the wrong thing with it. That's right: I sold out in order to achieve success. And people hate that. There's nothing they hate more. Result: failure.
And that's one thing I do not tolerate. I won't tolerate failure. In fact, I just use that failure to fuel my drive! Then I turn the whole thing around, and redefine the parameters of success until it's clear that I have already succeeded - by definition.
You just can't stop a guy who is capable of thinking like that.
Not safely, anyhow.
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