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Sunday, May 04, 2008

The Tough Topics #6: Evolution

I think it's pretty clear that if you really examine the evidence, a close reading-between-the-lines of the Genesis account shows that we evolved from apples.

Not apes. Apples.

See, sometimes it's something as simple as that. Darwin makes one dumb mistake, and everybody's bashing each other for years over it!

Come on. Apes. What are we, living in a reverse science-fiction movie?

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