Hark the Herald

I can say with utmost confidence and nary a fear of contradiction that I am without a doubt one of the least-heralded songwriters of my or indeed, any generation. No one fucking heralds me. I won't say that I'm entirely unheralded. That can't be completely accurate - I do quite a little sideline in self-heraldry. But that doesn't count for much, you know? So I stand by my original assessment.

One of the.

This or any.

Without a doubt.

Hey. That's "not bad." I'll take it.

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