Hey all you, in your long-term relationships, all you marrieds, all you live-in lovers - stay together why don't you! Don't stray. You have a thing going. I won't presume to call it a good thing going. I don't know who's reading this. But you definitely have a thing going, right? You must have stuck it out this long for a reason, right? Maybe as time went on, you weren't so jazzed about sticking it out, and sticking it out, and sticking it out some more. But you stuck it out. Keep sticking it out. Thick and thin, people! Thick and thin. You can't have it all, but you can have both. The two of you, together like it has been, for so long!
See, that chick you feel the connection with, yeah you're very good friends, we know - damn, she is pretty cute isn't she? But leave that alone. Let her handle her own cute. Her cute is not for your hands to handle. You've got your loyal little missy at home, right? Isn't she a prize? Keep your eyes on the prize, you already won the game! No need to backpedal back across the finish line after some also-ran.
And that guy at work, well sure, his jaw is pretty square and he doesn't have a god-damn PONY TAIL, and he SHAVES a little more often than maybe some guys do, but GET OFF MY FUCKING BACK alright?!!!?? I've got my own good points!!
My abs...my abs are just...awesome. They're splendid. And that's just one for instance.
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