I'm sorry, but she's just great. I don't know how she does what she does. I don't even know just what it is she does, necessarily, but she's the best there is at it. She makes me type fast just thinking about things to type about her. She's luminous. She makes smart sexy! My feminist girlfriend says I can sleep with her - it's cool with her if that happens.
Okay, okay. I had to trade her for Christian Bale. But - no offense to Tina Fey - I think I got an infinitesimally better shot. You know. At hitting that.
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