G** D*** YOU ROGER EBERT!

I had to read your X-Files review, didn't I.

And now I want to see that piece of shit.

Well, shit.

It's not like I always or even usually like the same movies Ebert does. But his style is incredibly trustworthy. I can always, always tell by the way he says what he says. I can tell whether I'd like it, even if he didn't.

Or even if he did.

Point is: I can tell.

Thanks a LOT.

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