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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Community Suspect Watch Urgent Alert Warning

Take a good look at this composite sketch:

this is a composite
This sketch is a composite.

The subject or someone fitting his description was last seen in the area between 21st and 36th avenues, when he was observed entering a house on foot through the back door. He later fled the scene on foot. No missing items were reported, but possible motives are suspected to include attempted assault, sexual harassment, child abuse, disorderly conduct, bribery, possible criminal negligence, drugs, and reckless criminal endangerment. Six blocks away and within exactly two hours of the incident, the same man or a man fitting his description was observed crossing the street to evade pursuit. As soon as he was noticed, there was a loud shout and again he fled the scene. All of this information has been confirmed.

Witnesses describe the suspect as being evasive, potentially dangerous, and prone to sudden fits of escape. If you see this man or anyone fitting his description, turn yourself in for questioning immediately for your own protection.

Do not attempt to approach this man under any circumstances. If you are approached, feign innocence and attempt casual banter. Make a mental note of the location, and look frequently at your watch to establish the time. Do not make eye contact. He fucking hates that.

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