Nicolas Cage IS Gene Simmons IN Bangkok Dangerous

You know, I'm actually a fan of Nicolas Cage in non "action star" mode. It still seems so weird to me that he's considered that, now. I mean, it seems like that's what he does primarily now.

I think it would be cool if him and Steven Seagal did a big movie together, and both of their characters got killed like in the first ten minutes, and the rest of the supporting characters are just left kind of looking at the camera uncomfortably, "...jeez, what are we supposed to do now?" Of course they get it together, and do their best to get along for the rest of the running time - but you can tell that they're a little taken aback and awkward carrying the whole spotlight.

Then at the end - TADA! - they weren't really dead after all! Our heroes walk back into the room and congratulate everybody. "Good job getting it done without us!"

Then a big fight breaks out.

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