Barack Obama fucked up! I can't believe he didn't add a sexy babe to the ticket like Gramps did! He should have gone with that Hilary! It's degrading to fucking women that he didn't do that!
Wait, that sounds wrong somehow. A little bit wrong. Make that, "it's fucking degrading to women"!
I mean, come on. What the fuck, the democrats - supposedly the party of the people right? What, the people don't like to see a little eye candy up there? Is this or is this not America? That Hilary was hot! Power is sexy, baby. All that feminist talk done fogged up my glass ceiling!
Anyway. It's fucking degrading to women to leave them off the ticket. Ask McCain, he obviously knows. It's plain to see that dirty ol' man knows how to stack a ticket! Would the phrase in this case be "stack a ticket" or "balance a ticket"? This political jargon confuses me. Anyway, either way: ask Gramps. He knows. That sly old coot!
This whole episode just makes Obama seem out of touch with his fan-base. It's a mis-step. Let's hope he can recover and run strong - I want to see a nice tight race with a whole lot of hollering at the end!
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