Olympic Scandal: Spain's Illuminated Synchronized Swimsuits Banned From Competition!

Apparently, the little electric lights sewn into the suits have been deemed too flashy for the conservative curmudgeons on the committee.

I say they should just do without entirely. Not only does that send a real principled, "stick to your guns" type message, but when you think about it, it's even flashier!

Now really, now.