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DJ Intermittent Lee and MC Sporadic have announced a semi-hiatus, during which they will pursue joint projects together but call themselves something else. Fans were elated but confused by the news.

Crush Karma have cancelled their recent tour, due to a temporal misunderstanding. Ticketholders seeking refunds will be told where to go.

• After eleven years, Geoff Leopard and a Side of Rice are parting ways. The band will be going solo, while Geoff pursues a career in aerodynamics.

The Starkers have announced that they have at long last picked a support act for their upcoming first-ever headlining tour, but that they like the band so much they're going to switch spots and open for them! You'll have to buy a ticket to see who it is!

That's all there is from us here at Consider Your Ass Kicked! - where our Music News Motto is, "if you didn't hear it here, it must not have been all that important!"

Either that or, "Music for your EARS!! News for your FACE!!" That also could be a good Music News Motto.

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