A man was arrested today for setting fire to a potential warehouse in the criminal district, where any such act is a crime punishable by being charged with it. Details are sketchy but will soon be released anyway.
Across town, a woman interrupted a decisive moment to ask an unanswerable question. She is being held for further questioning.
An undisclosed location was detained for an indeterminate amount of time this afternoon for unspecified reasons. Police refused to comment.
As a potential moment was coming into being between two people, it folded in on itself and collapsed into a singularity. No one was involved.
Witnesses reported two youths introducing variables into a deterministic causal loop behind school property. Officers dispatched to the scene scolded the youngsters quite sternly. No one was charged.
Several witnesses at the corner of 5th & Random reported a succession of effects preceding their effective causes. Officers reported no evidence of paradox, examined the scene, and then responded to the call.
Across town, a woman interrupted a decisive moment to ask an unanswerable question. She is being held for further questioning.
An undisclosed location was detained for an indeterminate amount of time this afternoon for unspecified reasons. Police refused to comment.
As a potential moment was coming into being between two people, it folded in on itself and collapsed into a singularity. No one was involved.
Witnesses reported two youths introducing variables into a deterministic causal loop behind school property. Officers dispatched to the scene scolded the youngsters quite sternly. No one was charged.
Several witnesses at the corner of 5th & Random reported a succession of effects preceding their effective causes. Officers reported no evidence of paradox, examined the scene, and then responded to the call.
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