It Is With Deep Humility...Pt.2: More Awards You Don't Necessarily Want to Get

"You better watch it, pal, or I will be forced to award you the Distinguished Flying Right Cross For Inadvisable Bravery."

Don't worry, you won't be expected to make a speech until later:

"When I was first presented with the Distinguished Flying Right Cross For Inadvisable Bravery, I was speechless. Struck senseless. I was floored."