That Dude Was Wearing Hella Cologne.

And he was the vending-machine guy, too! I don't know why that feels wrong, somehow.

I mean, I'm not against cologne necessarily. I have some I sometimes use. If I'm going out. When I remember. And it's a very nice touch!

But when I'm working! I don't know, I just don't want to feel like I'm "on the prowl" or whatever.

I'm not saying that's how he feels. Maybe to him it's just part of getting dressed. To each his own! And To Each His Own Cologne.

That could be a cologne slogan.

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