What - you say something you don't mean, you mean the opposite of it but you say it anyway, and then - "Oh, I was being sarcastic!" What, so I'm supposed to laugh? It's supposed to be funny that you basically LIED? Oh, that makes you real smart, huh! Smarter than the rest of us, to say what you DON'T mean, and a real big smart funny JOKE for the rest of us! And oh, it supposedly went over my head right? VWOOSH! Because I didn't think it was funny, I didn't "get it"?
WRONG! I "got it" alright - I got that it was STUPID.
Let me clue you in, Mr. or Mz. Sarcasm: your the idiot. Not us. That's right: YOUR THE IDIOT. YOU ARE the idiot. You are. You're idiocy is in the fact that you call it sarcasm and expect it to be funny, meanwhile it's just an excuse for you to say what you don't mean and to mean what you don't say.
In other words: a BIG FAT LIE.
That's sarcasm.
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Hmmmm - not sure there - others think a moron is somebody who doesn't know the difference between YOUR and YOU'RE...
Ah yes. Because this scrupulously, torturously dead-wrong four-sentence stretch is so plausibly the work of someone who doesn't know the difference:
>YOUR THE IDIOT. YOU ARE the idiot. You are. You're...
Hint to the Anonymous: the last sentence of the post is in reference to the entire post.
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