So anyway, my girlfriend broke up with me, basically because she was mad I wasn't e-mailing her enough from work. To prove my love.
Did I mention my job is HARD?
Anyway. I guess that counts as a best/worst thing. I can do better right? I can do better than ANYONE!!!
See how optimistic.
Anyhow.
Anyone who kills himself is off my good guy list! If I kill myself, that's because of my fault not hers, right? RIGHT.
It's indisputable. Inde****ingsputable.
Luckily I have alcohol to help me through the merely emotional tremors.
Ah, the comedy of life.
So anyhow. If I'm not around, it's because of WORK. I don't kill myself for ANYONE.
This, by way of reassurance. Read my blog if you doubt it! I'm twice as resilient as the next guy.
Am I off topic? Or is this a comedy piece. I can never decide with me, that's the problem.
Anyhow. I swear: if I turn up dead, SHE DID IT! Not me. I'm simply not wired that way. But boy did the wine taste funny tonight.
We parted on amicable terms.
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