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Wednesday, January 07, 2009

Results Are IN: Science Wins!

Here it comes again, for your face. Another entry in the age-old false dilemma of "God Versus Science." But this time - HOLD ONTO YOUR POPE HATS! - This time, SCIENCE WINS! Why?? Because look: God created Science. Therefore, God must have felt insufficient into and of-from Godself, without Science being there. Therefore Science is greater than God.

The same could be said for sea water, or light, or chocolate cake, or anything else God created. Because why did God create them? Why did God create them unless God found Godself alone to be lacking? That's some proofalicious reasoning right there. You just can't argue with logic like that. IPSO! ERGO! FACTO! TOTUM!

Boo ya.

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