HULK FOUND CAT ON BEACH ON CHRISTMAS DAY. WHAT HULK CALL CAT? SANDY CLAWS!
HULK TOLD SANTA YOU WERE GOOD THIS YEAR. SANTA NOT STOP LAUGHING SINCE!
HULK ASK ELF WHY HE TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS? "LOW ELF-ESTEEM!"
HULK BOUGHT WIFE BEAUTIFUL DIAMOND RING FOR CHRISTMAS. HULK'S FRIEND SAID "I THOUGHT SHE WANTED S.U.V. FOR CHRISTMAS?" HULK SAID "WHERE HULK FIND FAKE S.U.V.?"
HULK ASK SANTA, DOES SANTA GET DIRTY FROM GOING DOWN CHIMNEYS? SANTA SAY SOOTS HIM FINE!
HULK ASK ELF WHAT ELF LEARN IN ELF SCHOOL? THE ELFABET!!
HULK LEFT FIRE ROARING ON CHRISTMAS EVE. WHAT HULK GET? CRISP KRINGLE!!
HOW MEXICAN SHEEP WISH HULK MERRY CHRISTMAS? "FLEECE NAVIDAD"!!
HULK ASK SANTA WHY HE NEED 3 GARDENS! SO HE CAN "HO! HO! HO!"
WHY SANTA TAKE PRESENTS TO CHILDREN ALL OVER WORLD? BECAUSE PRESENTS WON'T TAKE THEMSELVES!
WHERE SANTA GO TO VOTE? THE NORTH POLL!
HULK ASK SANTA HOW MUCH MONEY SANTA INHERIT FROM PARENTS? SANTA SAID NONE - SANTA IS ELF-MADE MAN!
HULK ASK SANTA WHY HE SEE PSYCHIATRIST! "SANTA CLAUSTROPHOBIC"!! HULK THINK MUST BE FROM ALL THE CHIMNEYS. NOT HULK'S PROBLEM.
3 comments:
I certainly don't claim credit for ANY of these jokes.
I did, however, draw that pretty awesome hulk picture!
HULK, HULK!
"WHERE HULK FIND FAKE S.U.V.??" LOL! That one still cracks me up. LOL, Hulk - L.O.L.
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