A. Coca-Cola is Better Than Pepsi.
B. McDonald's is Better Than Burger King.
C. Mr. Pibb is Better Than DrPepper.
D. Star Wars is Better Than Star Trek.
E. Elvis is Better Than The Beatles.
F. Buddy Holly is Better Than Elvis.
G. Bill Haley is Better Than Elvis.
H. L.A. Confidential is Better Than Chinatown.
I admit, on one or two of these...it's a pretty slim margin.
B. McDonald's is Better Than Burger King.
C. Mr. Pibb is Better Than DrPepper.
D. Star Wars is Better Than Star Trek.
E. Elvis is Better Than The Beatles.
F. Buddy Holly is Better Than Elvis.
G. Bill Haley is Better Than Elvis.
H. L.A. Confidential is Better Than Chinatown.
I admit, on one or two of these...it's a pretty slim margin.
Comments
G. is not.
A: depends what you are looking for.
B: fries definitely; burger no f ing way. (alternate category: Corporate faces i.e. Ronald or King)
D: Not even Kirk would challenge this reality. (William Tiberius Shatner might)
E: True.
F: False (would love to hear your position. Though.)
G: O; I get it now. Another of your snide {sorry I don't use "snarky"((don't believe it's a word))} comments. So this list is a joke? You weren't serious? Just toying with us again.
H: I can unequivocally guarantee the truth of and in this. This despite the fact I have never watched Chinatown in its entirety.
>Apparently I must now work backwards since comments have finally, inexonerably, been forced.
This is pretty much the universal cry of our times.
>these "word" verifications are rarely (if ever) actual words
I think I saw "inexonerably" on there once!
Oh, more seriously: I may kid around, but the list is no joke. Bill Haley is just better than Elvis. He just is.
Of course, I'm including not just his Rock and Roll second coming but all the C&Y (country & yodeling) he did prior.
I clarified the bejabers out of it, and tonmai never reconciled. Huh.
A shitheel? Or just thinks rando strangers on the internet are shitheels? Poor news for tonmai: the definition of "internet shitheel" is "who thinks rando strangers on the internet are shitheels."
No, it is neither smooth nor easy to be sincere in every non-typo'd character, plus each word and clause, dependent or independent, in a heavily qualified blog post of this type and sheer size. Every word in comments, too, under this very post. So mean!
I'm so mean I mean it all, in fact. The kind one is never cruel, nor has the kind one ever been cruel. Simply a wee tad "mean" to creeps, shitheels, thrice-bit snakes born literally today, and/or pretty decent peeps who have scant coverage, or who otherwise stank their entire life up thus far in a trusty way: false calls about others' motives, daily, weekly, duly and as if it was a duty.
It ain't. It weren't, and it isn't. Never is. That's the self-anointed duty of the real, live, shitheel.