If I were the President, I would be my own Surgeon General. But I guess first I'd have to get an M.D., though. That might be a bit of a pain in the ass. They don't award those hororarily.
The "General" part would be a snap, by comparison! As Commander-In-Chief, and therefore Lord Of The Generals, I could appoint myself as many stars as I wanted! FIVE STARS!!
My Presidency would go down as one of the most memorable ever.
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