Is your hair matted and lifeless? Has your complexion lost its luster under a greasy sheen of oils and brown smudges of caked-on dirt? Does a rank, sour odor precede you into the room, and linger long after you have left?
If you answered “yes” to these questions, then it's time for you to Wake Up! Wake up to the Cleansing Power of Soap!
A bar of soap – what could be more fresh and clean! Hold it! In your hand, under a stream of hot water, fresh from the tap! That soap wakes up instantly, becoming pert and slippery, bursting with life and joie de vivre – your playful little bath-time pal, instantly alert to your skin’s needs and eager to satisfy them completely with rubbing, scrubbing, bubbly, hot, wet action!
But don’t let your bubbly buddy go it alone. No! For best results, you need to “LOOFA UP, PARDNER!” That’s right! Take your loofa in hand! Yes, a loofa! This clean, rough and fluffy buffer should hang from its own hook in every tub and shower across the land! Ready to buff. Ready to exfoliate! Ready to bubble and scrub! The humble loofa – full of holes, perhaps, but each hole traps lather and works with the action of soap and hot water to coax forth an abundance and a superabundance of sudsy foam! Yes, with a quick assist from your simple bar of soap, with a rapid rough scouring of that wet & ready bar, this mild-mannered crumpled clump of well-perforated meshiness transforms into a lather-packing powerhouse of clean!
So LOOFA UP! Grab it! Soap it! Lather it up! Build yourself a power handful of hot, white, good-smelling suds. Then, scrub-a-dub-dub that weary, beleaguered skin of yours until it glows fresh and rosy-raw! Until your skin runs white with mounds of sweet soapy foam, and zesty with the zing of that fresh clean scent! Yes! Work that soapy loofa into all your nooks and crannies. Don’t be ashamed if you feel a bit excited! That’s just the power of soap in action, working hand-in-hand with soap’s sassy best pal and lifelong confidante – the loofa. When dirt rears its ugly head, and clean becomes job #1, what better tandem then these proven two?
It’s best not to bother yourself with questions as to exactly how they do their sweet, clean work so well – don’t ask! The loofa shares secrets that only the soap ever knows. But fret not - that glow of healthy, clean skin all over your shining, supple, bare-ass nude body as you leap eagerly from the shower into the soft, gathering warmth of your waiting clean, dry bath towel – well, friend, that clean skin feeling is all the answer that your questioning flesh needs to know!
Got it? Good! Now - Go Take A Bath!
If you answered “yes” to these questions, then it's time for you to Wake Up! Wake up to the Cleansing Power of Soap!
A bar of soap – what could be more fresh and clean! Hold it! In your hand, under a stream of hot water, fresh from the tap! That soap wakes up instantly, becoming pert and slippery, bursting with life and joie de vivre – your playful little bath-time pal, instantly alert to your skin’s needs and eager to satisfy them completely with rubbing, scrubbing, bubbly, hot, wet action!
But don’t let your bubbly buddy go it alone. No! For best results, you need to “LOOFA UP, PARDNER!” That’s right! Take your loofa in hand! Yes, a loofa! This clean, rough and fluffy buffer should hang from its own hook in every tub and shower across the land! Ready to buff. Ready to exfoliate! Ready to bubble and scrub! The humble loofa – full of holes, perhaps, but each hole traps lather and works with the action of soap and hot water to coax forth an abundance and a superabundance of sudsy foam! Yes, with a quick assist from your simple bar of soap, with a rapid rough scouring of that wet & ready bar, this mild-mannered crumpled clump of well-perforated meshiness transforms into a lather-packing powerhouse of clean!
So LOOFA UP! Grab it! Soap it! Lather it up! Build yourself a power handful of hot, white, good-smelling suds. Then, scrub-a-dub-dub that weary, beleaguered skin of yours until it glows fresh and rosy-raw! Until your skin runs white with mounds of sweet soapy foam, and zesty with the zing of that fresh clean scent! Yes! Work that soapy loofa into all your nooks and crannies. Don’t be ashamed if you feel a bit excited! That’s just the power of soap in action, working hand-in-hand with soap’s sassy best pal and lifelong confidante – the loofa. When dirt rears its ugly head, and clean becomes job #1, what better tandem then these proven two?
It’s best not to bother yourself with questions as to exactly how they do their sweet, clean work so well – don’t ask! The loofa shares secrets that only the soap ever knows. But fret not - that glow of healthy, clean skin all over your shining, supple, bare-ass nude body as you leap eagerly from the shower into the soft, gathering warmth of your waiting clean, dry bath towel – well, friend, that clean skin feeling is all the answer that your questioning flesh needs to know!
Got it? Good! Now - Go Take A Bath!
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