FOOL! You DARE to confront me! Then ready your defenses! By which I mean!!! Prepare for them to be BREACHED!! I will confuse, break down and then shatter your guard with three canny contrapuntal feints surmounted by a single well-placed CRUSHING BLOW!
You lie there prostrate, dizzied and tasting blood running in tiny rivulets from the inside of your bitten cheek, wondering "WHAT did I do WRONG?"
FOOL!! You didn't CHOOSE YOUR BATTLES!!
THAT'S what. Next time, don't make such a foul, unmanly, cowardly mistake.
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