Me 2: The Unauthorized Alternate Autobiography

A Word of Preface: I recently found this earlier, alternate draft of my autobiography (written eerily enough in the 3rd person). Since it can't be incorporated into or reconciled with the other one, which is in the 1st person, I choose to let it stand on its own merit. Who is to decide which is which, and which is apocryphal?

And so without further ado:

Me 2: The Unauthorized Alternate Autobiography:

Humiliated by a crime he didn't commit, he took to the streets to clear his name and was hailed as a hero! Now the police pay him to do their job. Together with his sole friend and ally Jacobeen, mysterious ex-masterspy and guardian of a secret centuries old, they roam the streets bearing silent witness to the brute justice they each inflict upon the unsuspecting face and head of crime!

The End.